We all have things we regret, after all, to err is human.
There are many things in my life I would like a pass or do-over of, such as…
1. That week I went vegetarian. If only I could have back those 7 days to fit as many pieces of bacon as I could into my gullet. Life is better with bacon… (and butter and cheese and more bacon)
2. Permed hair circa grade 6. Looking back I wonder what the hell convinced me that my flat stringy hair would look better frizzy and dry?
3. Professing my undying love to Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice.
4. Wishing I had bigger boobs while I was a teenager, because let me tell you, DD’s are not all I thought they would be.
5. Letting my ex-husband talk me out of the daisy tattoo I wanted on my breast.
From here on out I will…
1. Eat what I truly want.
2. Say what I truly feel.
3. Love those that DESERVE my love in return.
4. And probably still bust out into Ice Ice Baby, just saying, you’ve been fair warned.